signs i probably definitely like you
i’m seriously considering making a bunch of copies of this list and handing it out to alllll the cute boys at my school. or just cute boys errywhere.
· well none of my friends are going to this wrestling meet/basketball game/play/whatever which means that i’m gonna have to sit by myself and pretend like i’m texting someone every couple seconds to avoid looking like a loser but OF COURSE i’ll go don’t worry i’ll be there
· hahahaha omg you had cereal for breakfast? wow that’s so funny!
· oh you’re going to this thing too? well don’t worry, i’m gonna shave my legs even though you won’t see them underneath my jeans and use the special shampoo i save for special occasions and wear vanilla shampoo that you probably won’t ever be close enough to me to smell okay?
· i’m trying to think of something to say to you but nothing’s coming so our conversation is filled with “ohs” and “yeahs” and “okays” and lots of awkward laughs
· if i tell you i think you’re cute i must freaking like you a whole lot.
· i’m gonna ask you how you and your girlfriend are doing because if i’m lucky things are sucking and you’re gonna break her heart soon and then maybe you’ll like me and we’ll live happily ever after forever and ever. wait things are going good? great. why dontcha just put my heart through a paper shredder
· i have this inexplicable hatred for your girlfriend even though i’ve never talked to her in my life so i’m going to ignore her even more take THAT bitch.
· yeah i’m just gonna have to avoid you in the hallways because maybe you know that i like you and that’s embarrassing enough to make me die
· or i’m gonna make sure that i see you in the hallways as often as possible because you have no idea i like you and YOU MUST FIGURE IT OUT
· oh hey that’s funny. your name is on like, every page in my journal. weird. i wonder why that is.
· let me just bat my eyelashes at you a couple times so i can seduce you and stuff
· you mean i’m going to be seeing you today? well just let me change out of my filthy pajama pants and put on a new pair of underwear (maybe even cute ones. teehee) and comb my hair and put on mascara because comfort comes last when i’m around you
· i’m just going to stare at you from a distance and imagine what it would be like to stare at you from a closer proximity
· i had a dream that we were making out once… and i liked it.
· i know like a gazillion and one things about you because i’m a professional facebook stalker and i read your about me and looked at your pictures from 2008
· i even know your first status
· oh and those girls that have posted on your wall? i creeped on them too to make sure they’re not pretty lololol
· EVERY SONG EVER MAKES ME THINK ABOUT YOU EVEN THE BAD ONES
· six pack abs
· i really hate mexican food but it’s your favorite so i’m going to go to this mexican restaurant and force some food down my throat because maybe you’ll be there too and then i can stare at you some more
· let’s compare schedules. oh that’s too bad, no classes together. (just give me a minute, i’ll go fix that…)
· omg you know my name
· hey i like your shirt and i’m actually going to tell you that and maybe you’ll get the hint
· the only time i ever see you i look like a hobo that hasn’t showered in three days and like i rolled around in a pile of dog poop because that’s how life seems to work for me. why can’t i be pretty in front of cute boys?
· holy crap i’m texting you first it’s a christmas miracle
